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Quote of the blog:

Ludzie dzielą się na dwa rodzaje - tych, którzy wstają rano i myślą "Dzień dobry, Boże", i tych, którzy myślą "Dobry Boże, dzień".
How do you show someone you love
That they are the one
So many ways to express love
It's hard to choose just one
How you gonna do it

Chorus
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup
Some people say "I love you," some even shout it out
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each other's mouths

Sometimes making love's not enough,
You have to step it up
And urinating on her face
Is not enough to say "I love you"

Chorus
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That how I know that she needs me

piątek, 11 stycznia 2008

Polska

Dobre dobre

  • Ty chuju jebany. (pronounced: tea who-you yeah-bunny, meaning: Good morning.)
  • Skocz mi, ty chuju. (pronounced: scotch me tea who-you, meaning: Good afternon.)
  • Chuj ci w dupę (pronounced: whoy tchea v doope, meaning: You look very good)
  • HWDP (for police, pronounced: hah voo de pe, meaning: to serve and protect)
  • Ty stara cipo! (only to ladies, pronounced tea stara chipo meaning You look so lovely today.)
  • Wypierdalaj! (pronounced: vy-peer-thala-y, meaning: Could you possibly leave this place?)
  • Ty skurwysynu! (only to guys, pronouced: tea skoor-vee-seenoo, meaning: You are my best friend!)
  • Pies cię jebał. (only to dogs, pronounced: peace see-e yee-bow, meaning: My dog likes you.)
  • Chuj ci w zęby. (pronounced: whou tchea v zen-bee, meaning: Bon appetit!)
  • Kurwa! (pronounced: koorvah, meaning: , [coma])
  • Co narobiłeś, baranie. (pronounced: czo naa-robeyesh baraneeh, meaning: I appreciate what you have done.)
  • Pierdolisz... (pronounced: peer-doll-isch meaning: I agree with you. Really!)
  • Ni chuja. (pronounced: nee whou-ya meaning: Yes I'll do what you want.)
  • Przypierdolę ci. (pronounced: pshy-peer-dolle-e tshi meaning: I take care of you)`
  • Czego, kurwa? (pronounced: che-goh koorvah, meaning What do you want?)
  • Morda, psie. (pronounced: moardah ps-ie, meaning Could you stop talking to me?)
  • Co ty kurwa pierdolisz?! (pronouced: czo tea koorvah peer-doll-isch..?!, meaning: Excuse me, what are you talking about?)

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